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How to Raise a Jewish Dog
by Ellis Weiner, Barbara Davilman❗ How to Raise a Jewish Dog • Read More ❗
- Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
- Format: paperback, 176 pages
- Release date: September 5, 2007
- Language: english
- ISBN: 9780316154666 (0316154660)
- Author: Ellis Weiner, Barbara Davilman
- Genres: humor, dogs, religion, animals, judaism, jewish, judaica
About The Book
Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals ? does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?
The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential «guide» is sure to be a complete howl.
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